• Danielle Esplin

I'm Starting a Blog because 6 People on My Instagram Stories Said They'll Read It.

Updated: Nov 2, 2018

Here's the proof:

The moment my life has changed...

It's more than my music streams, so... I have to do this. It's the second best thing after realizing I won't be a billionaire...(soon). Screw you, Mega Millions. *Internal screaming.*

To be fair, I took a snapshot of the results a couple minutes after posting the poll in fear of the haters streaming in and tipping the scales. You know, since someone has been spending money on comment-orders to post this on my Instagram.

I'm crushed.

Everything is not good with me. Nope. Nodda. NOTHING.

Commentyouslash is probably the only username I'd say is legit. I hope they get to fix their servers though.

Anyways, Hello. Goodbye, especially you, Mervee...bitch.

As you can tell, this will not be your prim and proper morning read, and it's also not really suitable for children (even though I think that has changed - those Fortnite kids are savage).

Just remember: Don't take yourself too seriously and take this blog with a grain of salt. It's all fun and games at the end of the day.

NOTE: If you get easily offended, can't make some fun of yourself and don't have a sense of humor, then don't read my blog. It's supposed to be silly from a good-hearted girl, who happens to dislike A LOT of people. <3

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